Clearly, there has been some declaration of war against us by stingrays worldwide. First, it was Steve Irwin. And now, an 81 year old man from Flordia was stung in the chest after a stingray malevolently jumped into his boat. That's right people, we're not even safe anymore while boating, let alone filming nature documentaries.

I predict the bastards will start assaulting our population centers by sea within the next year.

posted by Brett @ Thursday, October 19, 2006